President Donald J. Trump has decided to advance his bogus ban on trans individuals openly serving in the US military beyond tweeting vague dictates on the matter. Colorado Sounds Terrible. So, there I was, just scrolling through the internet, rightI see an interesting headline about some bear accidentally rolling a manual Subaru down a hill in Colorado, so I click it. Almost immediately, my eyes are drawn to this Two or three bears get stuck in cars each week in the area, officials say. Now, being a semi southern twangy Texan with often improper pronunciation of basic words, I cannot tell you whether Colorado is pronounced Cah lo rad oh or Cah lo rod o. But I can tell you I sure as hell dont want to travel there and ask. Coloraodo sounds terrible. The local Durango Herald reports that the most recent bear to break into a car and get accidentally stuck actually got the vehicle moving. Benchmark Boiler Manual Pdf. The Herald reports that the bear somehow released the parking brake, which rolled the car out of the driveway, over some utility units and into a mailbox. Heres the lowdown on the bear situation in Colorado, from the BBC The black bears have been searching for food inside cars because their typical food supply was decimated by a late season frost, La Plata County Sheriffs office spokesman Dan Bender told the BBC. Some bears have even learned to open car door handles, Mr Bender said, but added that this is the first time they attempted to drive off with the car. Local officials advise that people always remove food from their cars, and keep the doors locked. The bear left the cars owners with a steering wheel pulled completely off, the radio ripped out, the back window shattered and a fresh pile of poop, likely because it was nervous, the Herald reports. The BBC story has links to more bear crime and a video on when a bear gets trapped in your car. Really, Colorado sounds great and not terrible at all. Hidden_&_Dangerous_(E)-1491079294.png' alt='Rainbow Six Rogue Spear Patch 2.05' title='Rainbow Six Rogue Spear Patch 2.05' />You should tell that to everyone you hate. For 8,5. 00, Does This 2. Ford Expedition Limited Bring The Funk Long before there was the Ford Flex there was todays Nice Price or Crack Pipe limited edition Funkmaster Flex Expedition. Its still fresh, but will its price have you saying in Flex we trust When it comes to pickup trucks theres a battle waged over space utilizationdo I want a big bed at the expense of some stretching room in the cabin, or do I want some extra lockable space up front at the cost of that bed space With yesterdays custom 2. Roush Raptor, the answer was an unequivocal neither as it rocked both a short cab and a short bed. Of course, the point of that truck wasnt hauling, it was hauling ass. Oh boy, that joke never gets old. Sadly for the seller of that custom F1. Today were sticking with Ford, but were going to go much cheaper, and a whole lot funkier. Have you ever been to a SEMA Show, the Specialty Equipment Marketing Association orgy of the outrageous held annually in Las Vegas Its sort of like Burning Man for the car industry. Its also quite frequently a venue where auto makers allow the famous and near famous the chance to serve up a custom take on some model that perhaps is in need of some buzz. That was the case at the 2. SEMA show when Ford gave a Fusion and an F1. DJ Rapper Funkmaster Flex aka Aston George Taylor Jr. Apparently Ford and Flex hit it off since he was back at SEMA with a signature Expedition the very next year. That model was so fly that Ford went to the length of putting it into limited production for 2. Here we have one of those 2. Ford Expedition FMF editions, one of 6. East Coast cred. The Funk was pretty pervasive on these huge truckwagons, including custom two tone smack yo ass red and black paint, 2. FMF badges, and a series number applied to a plaque on the console. This one has the paint and the seats, but strangely it lacks the custom front bumper and red painted horizontal grille expected of an FMF truck. In their place are a standard bumper and what looks to be an aftermarket grille in black. Perhaps, theres some front end repair in this trucks history. Another kind of important thing thats missing here is the center console lid with the series number and related Funkmasters signature. You can see where it once lived there in the dash, right ahead of the cherry red shift lever. A List Of All PC Games With What CDGame Copy Protection They Have On Them QZ. In its place is four mounting holes and a whole lot of aww shit While the funk that remains is all over this truck, its only skin deep. There were no changes to the mechanicals. That means you can expect a 3. V8 under the hoodsee, there it isand six speed automatic backing that up. All wheel drive adds both inclement weather stability and weight, bringing the truck up to a stout 5,5. A 2. 8 gallon fuel tank to feed the heavy beast means youll be the most hated person at the Costco gas pumps come Saturday. While its got some missing bits, the parts that are there look to be in pretty decent shape, I mean for almost 1. There does appear to be a sizable dent on the hood behind the bug guard and the headlights show signs of sandblasting, but other than that its all preasonably clean and tidy. The truck under the Funk is a Limited so it has all the bells and whistles you could imagine, including a power third row and 2. Nav. Hopefully it doesnt also have all the squeaks and rattles its age might imply. The ad notes that it comes with a clean title and recent smog check. If youre looking for a big truck with a lot of Funk, this might just be your ride. The asking price is 8,5. Flexmaster connection may not have held up as a value enhancer over time, you can bet youll be the only one in the carpool line rocking his FMF badge on your fenders. What do you think, does this custom Expedition seem like its worth that 8,5. Or, is that a price that needs some flex You decide Charlotte, NC Craigslist, or go here if the ad disappears. Help me out with NPOCP. Click here to send a me a fixed price tip, and remember to include your Kinja handle.