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I want it all the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors oh, Ill never be the darling of the so called City Fathers who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about Whats to be done with this Homer SimpsonHomer drowsy and in a Cuban accentIn America. Homer Lisa, stop that racket, Im trying to fix your mothers camera. Easy. easy. smashes camera Hmmm. Im gonna need a bigger drill. Rain squall has dissolved Homers sugar heapHomer NOOOO My sugar is melting MELTING Oh, what a worldMarge Im sorry, Homer. Homercomposed Its okay, Marge. I learned my lesson. A mountain of sugar is too much for one man. That is why God dispenses it in those tiny packets and he lives on a plantation in Hawaii. Bart Hey, everybody Look at me Turn this way right now Sherri Hey, its Bart Milhouse And hes doing stuffPrincipal Skinner Bart, stop creating a diversion and get out of here Principal Skinner Ugh, now were into the dregs. Heres Ralph Wiggums entry. Pre packaged Star Wars figures still in their display boxes Are those the limited edition action figures Ralph Whats a diorama Principal Skinner Theres Luke. And Obi Wan And my favourite, Chewie Theyre all here What do you think Miss Hoover I think its lunchtime. El Gorila Invisible Libro Pdf. Principal Skinner WE HAVE A WINNER Ralph I beat the smart kids, I beat the smart kidoh Ralphs action figures falls, and their heads come off I bent my Wookiee. Bart and Lisa are watching Itchy and Scratchy. Marge enters in reused footage from earlier episodeMarge How many times can you laugh at that cat getting hit by the moon Bart Its a new episode. Lisa Not exactly. They pieced it together from old shows, but it seems new to the trusting eyes of impressionable youth. Bart switches to new footage Really Lisa Ren Stimpy do it all the time. Marge Yes, they do, but when was the last time you heard anyone talk about Ren Stimpy Lisa Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece. Marge tries to talk to Homer about their love life, but Homer is half asleepHomer Marge, its 3 0. Ive been working all day. Marge Its 9 3. Saturday drinking beer in Maggies kiddie poolcut to reused footage from season fours. New Kid on the Blockof Homer digging a half eaten hot dog out of a kiddie poolHomer There you are. Thought you could get away Lisa Dad Remember when we asked you if we could go to Itchy Scratchy Land and you said itd be too damned expensiveHomer Oh, everythings too damned expensive these days. Look at this Bible I just bought, fifteen bucks And talk about a preachy book, everyones a sinner. Except for this guy. After ordering food with disgusting namesBart Im was just ordering a cheeseburger, Mom. They have violent names for everything here. Marge releaved Oh, I see. Alright. hmm. Ill have the baby guts. Server Psh. Lady, you disgust me. Wugghh. Lisa Mom, thats veal. Marge Ohh. Park Announcer Attention, Marge Simpson. Your son has been arrested. Woman Id be terribly embarrassed if I was that boys mother. Marge Mmmmm. Park Announcer Attention, Marge Simpson. Weve also arrested your older, balder, fatter son. Marge Mmmmmmm. Marge I have nothing to say to you. Homer But Marge, I was a political prisoner Marge How were you a political prisoner Homer I kicked a giant mouse in the buttDo I have to draw you a diagramHans Moleman is inside a phone booth at the bird sanctuary with birds attacking him. Moleman Into phone Hello, I need the largest seed bell you have. Pause No, thats too big Euro Itchy and Scratchy Land Ticket Attendant HelloItchy Scratchy Land, open for business Who are you to resist it, huh Come on, my last paycheck bouncedMy children need wine Homer I know what youre to, Mayor Terwigiger, and no one in my familys gonna stand for it. Abe on Matlock Ex. Jasper Move your goldarn house, son Quimby And this proposed expressway will bring increased commerce to our local merchants. Abe WHATS IN IT FOR US Jasper Yeah, give us something we like or well ride you out of town on a rail Quimby Well, what do you people likeJasper Sleep. Crazy Old Man Sexy dames and plenty of em Abe MATLOCK. Quimby Well, I suppose I could name it the. Matlock Expressway Sideshow Bob You see, Birch, Im presently incarcerated. Bob Convicted of a crime I didnt even commit. Ha Attempted murder. Now honestly, what was that Do they give out a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry, do theyBob Oh, really now, this is a personal callPipeburn. 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